EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Regardless of the fact that the most recent annual report shows that California put in $83 billion more into the federal treasury than it got back, you are hearing stuff like this from Senator John Barrasso of Wyoming, a state whose entire population is smaller than the morning rush crowd at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on La Cienega.
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BARRASSO: "There can’t be a blank check on this, however, because people want to make sure that as rebuilding occurs, as things go on in California, they have to be resilient so that these sorts of things can’t happen again. And the policies of the liberal administration out there, I believe have made these fires worse."
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COLBERT: "Yes, we must demand changes to clearly liberal policies like wind. First it’s blowing one way, then it’s blowing the other. It’s time to end the bisexual breeze!”