EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Big news out of the White House, almost forgot last week, President Biden officially announced that he will seek a second term. Of course, we know Biden’s real opponent is the ravages of time. If he wins a second term, he will be 86 when he leaves office. And voters feel that is, to put it delicately: way too [bleep] old. According to a new poll, 70% of Americans believe Biden should not run for re-election, and half of those polled cite his age as a major reason. But what matters is that Biden is young at heart. That’s right.“
