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Comedian: As a Straight White Guy, I Have to Lie Every Day to Keep My Job

‘’I identify as a wolf,’ and I go, ‘Yeah, me too’’

EXCERPT:

DYE: "But, also, you know, I think we learned a lesson here. He’s a bro. That’s why people are mad. I live in Los Angeles. I’m a bro. I’m a straight white guy. He’s got to know, you’ve got to lie. You have to lie every day if you want to keep working. Every day I have tho say, 'Oh, nice to meet you.' They go, 'I identify as a wolf and my moon are rising.' And I go, 'Yeah, me too. Nice to meet you.' And they say, 'Men can have babies,' you’re like, 'Duh! Duh!' You lie so you can work."

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