CONAN: "There’s been some good news. North Korean hostages are free. That’s good news. Something to be happy about. Yeah, after years of imprisonment, the three hostages released by North Korea yesterday arrived in Washington, D.C., at 3:00 A.M. and were met by President Trump. Yeah. That’s what happened. Yeah. The hostages laughed and said so seriously, where is the actual president? Nice to see you but can we meet the real guy? One of the hostages said Bill Cosby did what? You’ve been away for a while, you see."