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The Daily Show’s Wood: With These Gas Prices, I Am Kind of Rooting For Monkeypox

‘How was traffic during the last shutdown?’

EXCERPT:

WOOD JR.: “I’m just looking man, ain’t nothing happening, ain’t nobody out there, gas cost too damn much, everybody at home, nobody on these roads today man, it’s looking pretty good out there. You know, I will be honest, man, with these gas prices, man, I kind of, it's got to be kind of rooting for monkeypox.” 
NOAH: “Sorry, what?”
WOOD JR.: “How was traffic during the last shutdown? It was good wasn't it? It was good. The last pandemic, there was no traffic. So bring back another pandemic, boom, traffic fixed, problem solved. The gas prices are getting out of hand.“

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