EXCERPT:
LYDIC: "Oh, sh*t! Yeah! Now that’s the Joe Biden I know and moderately like! He ain’t scared of nothin,’ besides, you know, natural causes. I got to admit, there was part of me that thought Joe Biden would be afraid to debate Donald Trump, because, you know, debating involves a lot of talking, and thinking, and standing. But woo! The way that he powered through that 14-second video makes me think he’s got this! Now, I don’t know why he dropped this challenge now. Maybe he heard all those stories about Trump sleeping through the trial and thought, 'I can take this guy! We’re on the same nap schedule!' But come on, Trump skipped every primary debate like it was foreplay. There’s no way he’s going to accept Biden’s challenge."