EXCERPT:
JANKOWIZ (singing):
Santa, if you're listening, please tell me what to do.
Who do I fu*k to be famous and powerful?
I've done everything I can and now the rest is up to you.
I tried being good, I tried being nice,
I even tried pretending I was listening once or twice.
But the really big stars, they made it without it.
Was Bette Davis pleasant? Well, I seriously doubt it.”