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GUTFELD: “So, is a blood bath coming for the Dems? Maybe. But let me be a soggy blanket, something I was known for at camp. Not going to be a blow-out if the voters don’t finally see the true big lie that Democrats care. It’s a lie we’ve been taught since I was a kid, like the tooth fairy and everyone is beautiful. It’s what made me a liberal back when I was just a model for Svelt Teen Monthly. But when it came to compassion, Republicans sucked and Democrats ruled. The Dems cared more about the poor, the sick, the downtrodden, while Republicans played golf at their all-white country clubs before digging into panda steaks and endangered spotted owl eggs, then afterward they'd head to a local orphanage and beat the crap out of a red-headed child in a wheelchair. Sounds like Mitt Romney’s autobiography. But it’s not true and it never was. But it didn’t matter, because few challenged the lie, and when they did, they were so bad at it. Republicans would say things like, 'Hey, we don’t eat panda steaks. They’re too gamy,' or, 'The kid in the wheelchair didn't have hair. He was bald!' But the next election can be a game-changer if voters see the truth about Democrats: that in power, Democrats caused a glaring Covid inequality between the masks and the masked-nots, the marginalization of parents, even calling them terrorists, an epidemic of homelessness fueled by untreated mental illness and drug addiction, the crime wave that's turned cities into chaotic hellholes. With that list, every single Democrat should lose because all those problems are part of a liberal wheelhouse, a wheelhouse greased by you, the taxpayer.”