EXCERPT:
GUTFELD: “Now, clearly somebody was keeping Joe's unfitness under wraps for a while, and they hoped Biden would survive the debate, which he didn’t. Because remember, first, Joe was just fine. Then it was cheap fakes. Then he had a cold. Now he’s tired from too much travel; travel that happened 10 days before the debate. Maybe it’s long Covid, polio, bird flu, Ebola — although I thought viruses needed a living host.
(Laughter)
But I haven’t heard this many fireball excuses since my assistant accidentally booked me in coach. Enjoy unemployment, sister.”