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PIKER: “But I, on the other, hand, got a text message, or rather a voicemail from a Fox News producer saying that I had been subpoenaed by the federal government. And I was like, 'That’s strange.' Asking for comment. And before I could even respond to the journalist, an article materialized on the timeline. I’m going to be talking about that in a little bit. But let’s just say that kind of f**ked my whole night up. It f**ked my plans up. I still was able to do a little tub sesh, you know, get in the tub, get in the hot tub, get in the bathtub, little bit of salt, you know, cook myself up like a lobster and then go to bed and wake up early. Now, the reason why I had to wake up early was because I had a photoshoot."
