EXCERPT:
LEGUIZAMO: “How is this controversial? It is Michelangelo for crying out loud. But this is Florida, and Floridian parents, they are like... [In Florida accent] “I don’t care which ninja turtle carved it."[Cheers and applause] [In normal voice] You guys are sharp. Do you know how backward you seem when people in the 1500s seem more progressive than you? Medieval people's idea of medicine was drilling a hole in your skull and pumping it full of mercury, and Floridian’s like, “These guys are just a little too sophisticated for us, you know?””