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Jon Stewart Mocks ‘Penis-to-Penis Coverage’ of Trump Trial: ‘Missionary,’ ‘No Wonder Trump Has Locked up the Evangelical Voting Bloc’

‘Unlike those Democrats and their devil doggy-style!’

EXCERPT:

STEWART: "But first, it has been another big week of wall-to-wall, non-stop, penis-to-penis coverage of Donald Trump’s trial! From the lingering glamour shots, to the trial merch store, to a rudimentary court treasure map, to second-by-second real-time closed-caption transcripting, and a QR code you can scan for more coverage! And, I guess, MSNBC’s in-room dining menu. Why would you need an — the ubiquitous coverage is numbing, fading into televised wallpaper, with insight that only occasionally crackles through, such as:"

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HUNT: "He greeted her at his hotel room in satin or silk pajamas."
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STEWART: "Which?! Both are smooth materials! But satin or silk?! Which? I need to know!"

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