EXCERPT:
STEWART: "Which one of you pricks wants to fight? Put up your nukes! Biden is back, baby! I know that all the haters have been out there, talking their sh*t, 'He is too old, he is too weak, he can’t make it, he won’t be on his stand.' I see you haters. I know who you are! (Laughter) Really. You know, we said in rehearsal, 'Can you get me a prettier mirror?' And boy, boy, did they deliver.”