EXCERPT:
STEWART: “So working at ‘The Daily Show’ I felt as though I was toiling in the turd mines. And then I finally quit, and a giant turd asteroid -- (Laughter) -- heads towards the planet. Now, in that instance, if someone said, ‘You were a turd miner. This is the largest turd deposit ever seen. Don’t you wish you were in there?’ And you’re just like, ‘I’m out of the turd business. I’m out.’” (Laughter)