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PENN: “Because now, Biden has approved a major oil drilling project on federal land in Alaska. [Boos] Which is disappointing, but hey, when you’re that age, that’s the only kind of drilling you can do. No, c'mon, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I’m kidding. This guy [bleep]. The crazy part about this drilling project is that they’ll be installing a device called a thermosiphon that keeps the permafrost solid enough for drilling, while it simultaneously melts due to global warming. I guess ConocoPhillips has an irony division? I mean, keeping the permafrost alive so they can kill it slowly, that’s, like, some “Silence of the Lambs” serial killer shit.”