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KIMMEL: “He’s in a very tight race, with Karen Bass how that’s possible, I have no idea. I get why people are mad but has anyone ever made a good decision when they’re mad? Ask any divorce lawyer, that’s the difference between amicable separation and ending up in the pool. Any CEO will tell you how they became successful. Not going to tell you it all started when I keyed my boss’s car. That just gets you duct taped to an airplane seat. If you want to mix it up by voting for a celebrity, so many live here, all would be better choices for mayor than Spencer Pratt. Steve Guttenberg, weird al. Magic Johnson would be a great mayor. The accidents billboard guy. The dog next to the lady on the insurance billboard. Literally anyone from the cast of “the hills” would be a better mayor than Spencer Pratt. This is a ridiculous choice for mayor of Los Angeles but he makes pretty good ads.”