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KIMMEL: “There was some malicious holiday mischief outside the Fox News building in New York this morning. Midnight last night. The Fox News Christmas tree was engulfed in flames. The fire is believed to have started after Fox News’ pants caught on fire. The fire is believed to have started because judge jeanine piro ate one too many rum balls and breathed on a cigarette. Thank you. Even though lighting trees on fire is very much in line with Fox’s position on climate change, the hosts of their morning show were very upset today.”