EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Here’s the question. Do you think he actually believes this happened or does he think we’re so dumb, we believe it happened?
(Laughter)
It’s incredible. The minute I saw his post, I ran to my sink, turned it on, and water came gushing out! I let it spray and danced around like I was Shakira or something!
(Laughter)
Unfortunately, the party poopers over at the California Department of Water Resources ruined all the fun. They wrote, 'The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in southern California remain plentiful.' Oh yeah, right. Just because it’s raining, they turn the pumps off for 'maintenance!' How convenient that is!
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Has a president ever been in a Twitter feud with a department of water before? I don’t think so.“