EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Other than that, I had a great weekend. And you know why? You know why? Because I’m vaccinated. Oh, what a joy it is to be to walk around without a mask, hugging people. I feel like a superhero. Seriously, if you don’t have the vaccine yet, go get one right now. It’s the greatest. You’ll be like, 'Why didn’t I do this before? I’m such an idiot,' and we'll be like, 'Yes, you’re an idiot.' And then you'll be free. Travel was way up this weekend. The TSA screened more than 7 million people over the holiday weekend. And that's another funny thing. You can get on a flight unvaccinated, no problem. But God forbid you bring a full-size bottle of shampoo. You're going down.”