EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "In a master stroke of irony, Congress certified Donald Trump’s victory today of all days. This one went off without Ted Cruz having to hide in a broom closet. This time he was just in there looking at stepmom porn. But poor Kamala Harris. Because she is vice president and president of the Senate, she had to give the official sign-off on Trump’s win, which — that is cruel and unusual. I mean, this is like making your ex DJ at your wedding to your new — “
(Laughter)