EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Donald Trump has had — oh, boy. Donald Trump has had to deal with a viral moment that was embarrassing even for him. This is a photo. You can see Trump waving on his way into court. And if you look closely, you can see red spots on his hand, which many people noted is a common symptom of syphilis.
(Audience gasps)Which could mean Donald Trump has syphilis, or syphilis has Donald Trump. You know, Trump famously said avoiding STDs, he said in interview, when he was single in the ’90s, was his 'personal Vietnam.' But if he has syphilis, that would mean the only Vietnam he avoided was Vietnam.
(Laughter)
It is possible that Trump may have a condition they call 'Neurosyphilis.' And while I am not a doctor, I thought that, as a public service, it might make sense for us to go through the list of symptoms."