EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “First, Romney claimed Oprah wanted him to be her running mate in 2020. In a new excerpt, Romney talks about trying to form a “Unity” ticket with Ted Cruz in 2016. A “Unity” ticket? The only thing Americans agree on as a unit is that Ted Cruz sucks.
[Laughter] That’s some unity. And look, I have a lot of respect for Mitt Romney. But trying to fight Donald Trump by teaming up with Ted Cruz? That’s like trying to fight Chlamydia by teaming up with AIDS. [Laughter] It’s not really a — what a combination. Mitt Romney and Ted Cruz. You’ve got one guy with the personality of a blowup doll and another who’s definitely having sex with them all the time.”