EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Again, he wrote, 'The water is flowing, big time, in Northern California. The long empty reservoirs will soon be full. Thank you, President Trump!'
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'Thank you, me, for solving an imaginary problem I made up!' Somehow, he managed to fit six lies in three sentences there. 'The water is flowing big time' also is how he lets his nurse know it’s time to change the diaper.
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But unfortunately for Trump, his dumb claim was shot down by None other than his favorite TV network. A Reporter from Fox News, Jennifer Griffin, posted, 'U.S. Defense officials tell me they did not send troops to turn on the water in Washington, despite President Trump’s claims overnight.' That’s it, Jennifer. No cabinet position for you, I guess.”