EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Statement by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences.” “What used to be called the president of the United States and now is some guy called "Don," a far less important and elegant name, has the lowest approval rating of any president in modern history. Your hair is ridiculous, your tan is ridiculous, and everything you say is dumb. Go back 15 years, get a new reality show, pretend to write another book, and go back to bed. P.S., our show sucked this year because you gave everybody Covid.”