EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “There’s no riot outside. We have more so-called 'unrest' here when one of our teams wins a championship.
(Laughter)
But that’s not what you're seeing on TV. Someone sets a fire in a garbage can, 12 camera crews go running toward it. Trump wants it to seem like anarchy, so he goes around our governor and calls in 4,000 troops from the National Guard and 700 active-duty marines. When we had the wildfires that devastated big chunks of our city, he did absolutely nothing. Now that we’re in the middle of a non-emergency, send in the National Guard!"