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KIMMEL: "A record high for the Dow Jones and all-time high. When he went above $30,000 in 2020, when he was president, he was patting himself on the back like a monkey bugs off his shoulder blades. (Laughter) Now we're headed toward a depression. That's our Trump. If it's hot, he says it's cold. If it's black, he says it's white. If it's a funeral, he sings happy birthday. It's opposite. Unemployment is down to 3.7 percent. Inflation is down to 3.1 percent. Gas is down to $3.10 a gallon. But this Biden is terrible. He's leading us to a depression.” (Laughter)