TRANSCRIPT:
KIMMEL: "You know, here in L.A., county health officials were hoping we’d be close to herd immunity by now. They were hoping we’d get there by July, now they’re saying it probably won’t happen until late August because a lot of people are in no rush to get shots. Instead of “Vaccine,” maybe we should start calling it “Arm Botox.” That should be the rule. If you don’t get the vaccine, you aren’t allowed to get tattooed or your lips plumped. Okay? And the most frustrating thing is that a lot of these unvaccinated people aren’t just avoiding the shot, they’re not wearing masks. They’re like, “Pandemic’s over!” Not for you, it isn’t. You didn’t chip in for the gift, you don’t get to sign the card. Okay?"