EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “KIMMEL: "'And if we won’t win, we’ll say we won anyway.'
(Laughter and Applause)
Listen, the only thing — I have bad news. The only thing you’re going to be fighting to win is the jell-o cup on your prison cafeteria tray.
(Laughter)
34 felony charges. That’s 34.
(Cheering and Applause)
That’s 34. That’s 34, folks. We should automatically make those jurors the new Supreme Court."