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KIMMEL: “I like to apologize to everyone except the guy I slapped in the face is really what his speech was. To his credit, he did apologize to Chris tonight on Instagram. Obviously, Chris Rock did not deserve to be slapped in the face for a joke. Will’s point of view is he was defending his wife, and that’s a tough position to be in because It’s “Damned if you do, Ted Cruz if you don’t.” And he probably wishes he had one of those “Men in Black” memory erasers right now.”