EXCERPT:
LYDIC: "Let’s kick things off with poor Donald Trump. This week alone, he was fined for $355 million.
(Cheering and Applause)
Historians voted him the worst president of all time.
(Cheering and Applause)
And 'Madame Web' turned out to be too bad to even jerk off to. So, real setback for him. So last night, Trump took his ego to the day spa, also known as Fox News, where he sat down with Laura Ingraham, who came cosplaying as a purse.”