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WAYANS: “That’s fighting words! White on white crime, let’s go! I know this looks bad, but their makeup sex is gonna be so much hotter. You know this is so embarrassing for Fox News, if they want to keep their shit quiet, they should do what the crack dealers do. Use a payphone. “Yo, it’s Tucker. Listen, Black Lives Matter. They really do! Aight, hit me back on my burner.” I am enjoying this, though! I have never seen someone whose private texts were so opposite from their public persona. This is like finding out Nikki Haley has a blackcent. She got texts like “Oh, hell, no. Y'all ain't comin' at Nimra like that. Sorry, Boo-Boo.””