EXCERPT:
MEYERS: “That’s how the rest of us felt for the last nine years. When Trump was president, getting an alert on my phone was like hearing a door creak in a horror movie. Trump relished the fact that he was in control of the news cycle, but now he’s not in control anymore, he’s on Kingda Ka with the rest of us, puking his guts out and screaming like a goat in a Super Bowl ad. In fact, we got some exclusive footage of Trump’s aides showing him the latest polling."