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UNKNOWN: "'This Book Is Gay' by Juno Dawson was found in a seventh grade classroom at Collingswood Middle School. It was also on the ELA recommended reading list for seventh graders at Jay M. Robinson. I’m going to read from chapter nine, 'The Ins and Outs of Gay Sex,' starting at page 201, part 1, 'Boy-on-Boy Sex.' 'Perhaps the most important skill you will masters as a gay or bi man is a timeless classic: the hand job. Good news is you can practice it on yourself. The bad news is, each guy has become very used to his own way of getting himself off. Learning how to find a partner's personal style can take ages, but it can be very rewarding when you do. Something they don’t teach you in school is that in order to be able to come at all, you or your partner may need to finish off with a handy. A lot of people find it hard to come through other types of sex. That is fine, and certainly not something you have to apologize for. A good handy is all about the wrist action. Rub the head of his cock back and forth with your head. Try different speeds and pressures until he responds positively. A bad handy is grasping a penis and shaking like a ketchup bottle. Finally, my misunderstanding about rubbing two peens together wasn’t far off the mark. Rubbing them together in one hand feels awesome, 'mega combo handy' trademark pending.' It’s no wonder that 92 percent of CMS graduating seniors aren’t college or career ready when you’re instructing them on how to give blowjobs and handies instead of teaching them how to add and subtract. Superintendent, you say that this book was, quote, 'brought into the classroom by a teacher with no intent to allow students access.' Any teacher that puts material like this on his or her bookshelf is either a bad teacher or a pedophile who grooms children."