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Noah: 29% Rise of 2020 Murder Rate ‘Actually Seems Reasonable’

‘This is not going to be a popular thing... ‘

EXCERPT:

NOAH: “Okay, This is not going to be a popular thing to say but this amount of murder actually seems reasonable to me, you know. I mean, think about it, people were stuck at home with their family and with their roommates 24-7 for a year! That’s a year of snoring, chewing loudly, arguing about whose turn it is to wipe the Amazon packages. Yo, I’m shocked everyone didn’t kill everyone. At some point during the lockdown I bet murder just made sense. "If I kill my roommate, I go to jail, but at least I’ll have my own cell? Oooh..." And by the way, it’s funny how people don’t talk about murder the way they talk about Covid deaths.”

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