RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “And aside from all the damage it can cause, celebrating a baby’s genitalia is starting to feel very outdated. Like given everything we’re learning about gender, gender reveal parties should only happen when the child is old enough to know their actual gender and to pitch in some cash for the fire damage. Honestly, I don’t even know why we need gender reveal parties. You know what we do need, though, race reveal parties.”