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NOAH: “And don’t forget, yes, you might have a 0.0001% chance of getting blood clots from this vaccine, but if you get Coronavirus, you can get lung damage, heart damage, neurological damage, strokes, seizures, Guillain-Barré syndrome, immune disorders, erectile dysfunction and, get this, also blood clots. I think it’s actually impressive Johnson & Johnson even made a vaccine with such a low chance of blood clots. Pfizer and Moderna are drug companies. Johnson & Johnson makes baby shampoo. I’m surprised their shit works at all.”