EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Ohhh... Here we go again. Here we go again. It probably happened once or twice... now, they’re like "It’s a nationwide thing." It’s actually so weird that the Republicans are against drag queens. Weren’t the founding fathers all drag queens? I mean, they’re wearing the wigs. Huh... You know... John Hancock, don’t tell me that’s not a drag queen name. And look, and look... I agree this is the biggest danger facing schools. Somebody could conceal carry a penis into the classroom. Oh the humanity. And Republicans, if you dislike people who wear over-the-top wigs, a ton of foundation, and are totally obsessed about sex, I've got bad news about your favorite president, you know.”