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NOAH: “Like, you remember when CNN would just make us watch Trump’s empty podium for an hour? That was his choice, yeah. And the reason he liked putting Trump on so much is because he liked Trump, because he knew that Trump was good for ratings, because Jeff Zucker is the one who gave Trump the job for 'The Apprentice,' and 'The Apprentice' is the only reason Trump went on to become the president. Ahhhh! But that’s not even the craziest part of the story. The craziest thing is that Jeff Zucker’s downfall all started with Andrew Cuomo, remember him? Yeah, Andrew Cuomo groped women, Chris Cuomo, his brother, tried to help him, so then CNN looked into Chris Cuomo, they investigated him and then they found some sh*t on Jeff Zucker. What?! So Andrew Cuomo was such a creep that he took down himself, his brother Chris, and the president of CNN. He is like Ronan Farrow, but by accident. I mean, at this point, who knows how long Cuomo’s fallout is going to last. Right? He groped a bunch of people, now everyone is feeling it. You know, he's like a human Chernobyl. 80 years from now Brazilians are going to be at war with Australians like, 'Isso é tudo por causa de Andrew Cuomo.'"