EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Trump was reportedly yelling at the TV while watching his shitty lawyers make their opening arguments. Although, to be fair, Trump also yells at the TV during commercials. “Good luck with your boner, Mr. Viagra. We’re all rooting for you! Those four hours are going to be so much fun.” But, still, this is bad news for Trump’s lawyers, because Trump is a dude who’ll spend four hours at a rally ranking his favorite department store. If he thinks you’re rambling, then you know you (bleep) up.”