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NOAH: “Trump took some of the money that he said he’s going to use to fight election fraud and paid his son’s fiancé $60,000 for a two-minute introduction speech, which is such a scam. I don’t care what anyone says, that's an even bigger scam than Tai-Chi. I'm sorry. Who are you going to fight? An army of slow butterflies? What is this? Who are you fighting? I will say, though, this does prove that Donald Trump is a proud feminist ally. That’s right, I said it. Everyone’s always complaining that women get paid less for more work, but Trump is doing everything to close the wage gap. He paid Kimberly Guilfoyle for two minutes work. He paid Stormy Daniels for two minutes of work.”