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NOAH: "All right, finally, as you may know, a couple of weeks from now, America will be celebrating Juneteenth, the holiday commemorating the end of slavery — or as Tucker Carlson would put it, 'The day millions of African-Americans became unemployed. Is that progress?' Anyway, because Juneteenth is now a federal holiday, more people are celebrating than ever before. The only problem is not everyone knows the best way to celebrate.”