EXCERPT:
MILLER: "Who has the most unhinged eating habits?"
KENNEDY JR.: "The president. Oh, you know, the interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald's and then, you know, caffeine and Diet Coke. But he eats and drinks Diet Coke all the time. He is a constitution of a deity. I don't know how he's alive, but he is.”