EXCERPT:
SILVERMAN: “Uhmm... 1997 called. It wants that joke back. Oh, wait, it just called again. It wants this joke back. I actually thought this was a great ad, and I’m excited to buy whatever pharmaceutical product that nice lady was selling. This is going to be a tough race for Nikki Haley. Right now, she’s polling at just 1% and that is pretty bad. Even Mike Pence is at 2%. Mike Pence’s noose rope is at 5% which is VP material. But you do get some advantages if you run against your former boss. “My opponent’s economic plan is terrible and when he poops in his office we all heard him go “Ow ow ow ow!” I love political satire.”