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NURSE: "Ms. Simpson, you’re a very lucky lady."
MARGE: "Oh, sweetie, thank God, thank God."
MURSE: "Your daughter’s fine, but I recommend a five-day stay."
HOMER: "Of course, of course. We’ll take out a third mortgage."
NURSE: "Sir, you’re in Canada now, where your health care is free."
LISA: "Free health care. Why can’t America do that?"
HOMER: "She’s delirious, Doc. America can’t pay for health care and give corporations the tax breaks they so desperately need."
LISA: "I’m not delirious. In fact, I’ve never felt more protected. Not like back home."
CANADIAN MOUNTIE: "Ooh, hang on. Did you just say you don’t feel safe in your home country?"
BART: "Why should she feel safe? In America, the great El Barto roams the streets."
CANADIAN MOUNTIE: "So, let me get this straight: You’re afraid of America. Is that right, young lady?"
LISA: "Well, there’s voter suppression..."
MARGE: "Shh!"
LISA: "And utter disregard for the environment..."
MARGE: "Shh!"
LISA: "A president who’s such a son of a..."
MARGE: "Shh!"
CANADIAN MOUNTIE: "Oh, save that language for the lower 48."
LISA: "No, I’m telling you. Our president really is a God..."
MARGE: "Shush!
CANADIAN MOUNTIE: "We know."
(Via Mediaite)