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SNL Cold Open Mocks Trump’s Fox News Hires Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth: ‘They’re Not the A Team, They’re the AA Team’

‘She’s a great legal mind, and she has the most important quality I look for in a lawyer: She’s on TV’
By Grabien Staff
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EXCERPT:

JOHNSON (as Trump): “You know, I asked Pete to give us a little rundown on one of our F-18 fighter planes.”
STRONG (as Pirro): “Oh, is it bombing the Houthis?”
JOST (as Hegseth): “Close. It fell off the aircraft carrier into the ocean.”
STRONG (as Pirro): “What?! Again?!”
JOHNSON (as Trump): “Pete, you’re not drinking again, are you?”
JOST (as Hegseth): “No, absolutely not, sir. I promised I would never have a bottle touch my lips. But I do have some news to share. Before I do, Jeanine, you want to take a swig of this?”
STRONG (as Pirro): “Oh, yeah, hold that, will you? You know I do.”
JOST (as Hegseth): “Oh, yeah. Anyway. I accidentally added Kim Jong-UN to the group chat.”
(Laughter)
(Cheering and Applause)
STRONG (as Pirro): “What?!”
JOST (as Hegseth): “Oh, yeah. Yeah, that’s the stuff.”
JOHNSON (as Trump): “Folks, they’re not the A team, they’re the AA team, right? Anyway, in conclusion, Happy Mother’s Day and — live from New York, it’s ‘Saturday Night!’”

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