EXCERPT:
STEWART: "Would you excuse me one second? I don’t know what came over me. Anyway, going into the debate, one thing — I’m sorry, you know what — Dick Cheney, can you meet me over by camera one? F**k off. Seriously! F**k off! You came this close to destroying the entire world! We were this close! Closer than a teenage boy’s pants in -- no! I’m not going to have any fun with this! And by the way, who in God’s name is that endorsement going to sway? 'Well, I like the Democrats’ policy on child tax credits, but are they bombing enough Middle Eastern countries? There are still some buildings standing. Someone should really do something.'”