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TDS Correspondent ‘Travels’ Back in Time to ‘Raise’ Baby Trump Then Just Drops Baby Doll to End Skit

‘It looks dumb as shit’

EXCERPT:

CHIENG: "So, Troy, is the timeline good?"

IWATA: "It’s great. Everyone is so kind. There’s no global warming. We all have flying cars that you can have sex with. And last night, good Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden, and his opening joke was, 'You know what the worst thing about Puerto Rico is? I don’t get to spend enough time there.'”

CHIENG: "Oh, wow. Grace, I guess you did it! You must be so proud."

IWATA: "We are forever in your debt, Grace. You saved the world."

KUHLENSCHMIDT: "Thank you, Troy! Quick question, though: What is happening with your hair?"

IWATA: "I know, right? Hot, right? All is right in the world, President Trump is sweet as pie, and we all have this really chic haircut."

KUHLENSCHMIDT: "Everyone has that haircut?"

IWATA: "Literally everyone. It’s the only haircut in this timeline."

KUHLENSCHMIDT: "It looks dumb as sh*t. I’m sorry! I can’t do this. If my actions are what caused that haircut, then I’m out."

IWATA: "Grace! Noooo!!!!"

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