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TDS Hosts Mock Jesse Watters for Objecting About Trump ‘Sitting’ in a ‘Dingy Room’ for Eight Hours: ‘If He Scratches His Crotch... Jail’

‘I think Jesse Watters is a reasonable man, because I was kicked in the head by a horse last week’

EXCERPT:

[clip starts]
WATTERS: "Today, the former president of the United States, if he leaves court to go to the restroom — jail. If he calls the prosecutor corrupt — jail. If Trump moves or says anything, they scream 'Jail!'”
[clip ends]

CHIENG: "If he mixes recycling? Jail! If he scratches his crotch? Jail!"
KLEPPER: "Yeah. He gets a high score on the SAT? Yale!"
CHIENG: "His favorite Batman? Christian Bale!"
KLEPPER: "Yeah! His favorite vegetable? French fries!
CHIENG: "Definitely not kale. But he is going to jail, though."
KLEPPER: "He’s going to go to jail."
CHIENG: "He’s going to go to jail."

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