EXCERPT:
KLEPPER: "Donald Trump is the king of pettiness. I am positive in an alt universe, Trump was a sorority president. Just dripping... dripping with shade. Like, 'Wow, Bill, I love that bikini, you are so brave to be wearing that. You go, girl!'”
CHIENG: "I mean, it does look like Trump hates Trump ass-kissers as much as the rest of us do. He’ll be like, 'Kiss the ring,' and then when they do, he’s like, 'I can’t believe you kiss the ring, you little bitch.'”