EXCERPT:
JOHNSON: "I’ve never thought about it that way. But women can relate to that, especially with the wage gap. How many times have the girls been having a total Sunday funday, I mean hitting — I mean hitting Williams Sonoma because they got 20% off alpaca throws, but then you get to pilates class, and Mark is subbing for Cindy? But his playlist has no Chappell, no Charli, no Taytay. But you know he probably makes more money than her. That’s what’s this election is about."
LYDIC: "Yeah. Peep this. What black men want is financial stability. You know when you’re at the club sippin’ Henny and you see a shorty from across the room and she’s thicc? So you want to take her back to your crib, but you live with your mom’s ’cause the housing market go crazy. That, that is what this election is about."
JOHNSON: "For sure-zies. Inflation is giving a lot of people the ick, okay? Have you seen how expensive it is just to get your bangs trimmed?"